Amazon is an amazing place. The company has totally transformed how the world shops, many times helping people land the best deals. Of course, some of those ‘deals’ are on some pretty ridiculous items.
And while the crazy things sold at the virtual marketplace are weird enough on their own, the fact that people can give their unfiltered reviews of said items exponentially adds to the shopping experience. Below are a slew of interesting products and their hysterical customer reviews.
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
How did you ever get through your mornings without this bad boy?
It saves marriages!
Three Wolf Mountain Short Sleeve Tee
This shirt became an instant classic in 2009.
The best thing about the T-shirt? It changes lives.
It even helps land your dream job.
Albanese Candy, Sugar-Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-Pound Bag
It turns out these sugar-free treats have a bit of a catch.
According to the reviews, they can be downright lethal.
Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant
The Swiss army knife can literally do it all.
Even if you can’t imagine it, this knife has you covered.
Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray
Think of how productive we could be if we had this lovely invention on our morning commute!
Easy-Open Canned Unicorn Meat
One would think the meat of a unicorn would be magical. Turns out, not so much…
“Microwave For One”
It turns out, your microwave truly can be your personal chef, at least according to this 1987 classic.
Playmobil Security Check Point
Apparently, teaching kids the struggle of travel at an early age is important.
Waterfall Audio “Niagara” Diamond Glass Floor Standing Loudspeakers
Considering these speakers cost nearly as much as a new BMW, this was low-hanging-fruit for reviewers…
Giant Gummy Bears Party Python, 8 ft, 26.9 lbs
How could you be disappointed with a giant gummy python?
Horse Head Mask
Horse around all you want in this mask (we had to).
Bic For Her Ball Pen
Women, you’ve been using the wrong pens for decades.
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